Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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