reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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