so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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