I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
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