I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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