it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize