last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Sext me about skeletons
Randomize