we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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