i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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