Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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