what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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