this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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