I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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