i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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