so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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