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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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