5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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