absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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