I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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