They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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