yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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