i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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