Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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