Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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