love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Randomize
