Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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