Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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