I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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