i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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