I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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