and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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