just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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