2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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