People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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