I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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