Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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