i permit you to call me
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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