just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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