Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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