awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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