Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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