Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
COCAINE IS GR8
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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