So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
