Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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