sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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