i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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