yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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