can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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