ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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