Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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