You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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