i need an iv and a liver transplant
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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